|Full Name:||Homer Jebodiah Simpson|
|Family Members:||Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie and Abraham|
|Occupation:||Safety Inspector, Springfield Nuclear Power Plant|
|Education:||He was not graduated until he went to the night school|
|Hobbies:||Bowling at Barney's Bowlarama, drinking at Moes Bar|
|Favorite Food and Drinks:||Donuts, porkchops and beer|
main-man about the Simpson household who calls the shots when making all
the tough decisions (Such as how low the level of beer in his self-
patented drinking hat should be allowed to fall to before calling another
member of the family to fill it up for him). This man's claim to fame is
his ability to lose his own daughter in a space of 24 hours being given
charge of her, whilst being inside his own home, and also to being able to
attain an unfeasible body-fat to flesh ratio, in excess of 100%. Surely,
this is a man destined to become great things?
Weighing in at about 260 pounds, this pure source of abundant vibration dampening material was born sometime before 1957 (Depending what source of information you look at) and has had various positions of employment at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, his current work place. He is currently employed as a Safety Inspector...(God save us all)
Let it not be said that Homer never achieved much within his own lifetime. Winning an assortment of accolades during his turbulent school days (including an award for the most improved odour), he has undeniably "touched" others lives for better (or, more realistically, worse).